OKAY, get out of here New Year's journal entry and get in here mother-MAY-I journal. It's business time.

So what's going on? Death and disease and slow decay of a root being decomposed by invisible ANGER in my mouth. That's what's going on, yo. What's really funny is that this smiling hole in my molar is incredibly clean. It hurts A LOT but thanks to a lack of dental insurance (because I live in rock-on `MERICA), I'm getting by. Hysterically enough, it decided to throb in transparent hues of ouchman during finals week. I love you, my body! Thank you so much for the blinding pain!! *hugsandkisses to my me*

Well . . . that was a bunch of self-pitying crap. Wanna join in, DOUGHN-CHA?

In other news, team me has discovered that much of my art here is under the category for digital work. I'm beginning to believe that's BEYOND misleading. I don't do digital. I'm like a buttery caveman (screw you, Geico, don't even) when it comes to cg colouring or whatever. Virtually everything that spews from my hands is technically traditional. But it's so digitally gnawed, it doesn't look traditional. Example time for fun! Hahaha, added bonus material: You get to see my mystical-magical 5 second tablet skills. The 'after' face is my lover forever.

Before this gets mad lenghty, I'll finally work in this same freaking tag I've been slapped in the open-sored face with more than decently humane (~berrier you bloody jerk). It's that 8 random things tag again. I'm not doing it, though. Totally going to post 8 random weird things I learned in high school.

*Jenninaitsu body slammed ~Psshaw's elbow in Mexico.
~InternetGhostPig operated on *kantieb0's ear hair at the waterfountains.
~BashiQu ate =AKPB-JLJ's eyeball under the sea.
=purpletak12 whispered to *LouisDelacroix's boogers on a rocket.
*Jstar25 tore off ~PandaPuppet's fingers in a fancy restaurant.
*evildoomkitty discovered ~RevMEATZ's face at 7/11.
~Zooopy squished ~majorALIEN's left nostril around the corner.
~goatpox hugged ~Milantela's spleen in the Crab Nebula.

THERE YA GO, GUYS. Hope you laugh and don't entirely loathe me.