`NOTHER UPDATE. Because I didn't realise it was virtually the butt of May when I headlined it the "mother-may-I" journal. Nerdwad. So it's June, right? The longest days are in June alone you know. We get up to fourteen hours of daylight this month. To be all Osakan, how's productivity, though? BAD. I guess. You guys seem to producing pure awesome. What the freak, I'm producing nothing but junk and scary mutilations of rubbish-esque horridity. I gots me an idea; I shall share!


But first, let me humbly introduce you to my space of laz--I MEAN work.


^It's very cozy. And I like that my tablet is in major misuse as a thing holder ... or whatever. It's got a lot of crap on it, WHATEVER you want to call it. My Wii remote is more important, hah. If you play Mario Kart Wii, lookout for scary Squidward. That's ME and I'll totally suffocate your face off~


^Stoodies. Gub'ment studies, as a matter of fact. Billy's a grand help with focus, yo.


^Craprubbinjunk. Waluigi thinking about Ganondorf's `do because everyone's got a thing for it. Except Wario (dude, WarioLand: The Shake Dimension! Best news since Rune Factory for the Wii YOUGUYS).


^`DIS is stuff I did when I was in my Ed, Edd 'n Eddy phase (2001-04). I have 4 notebooks full of dribble with these characters. After I drew them, I'd make fun of them with pseudo-witty dialogue. Yes I did.


^Here's something even older than that! Hey Arnold love! I adored that show with sickening ... adoration. My brother would go back and add dialogue to my crappy drawings originally. OHGOD, I have no talent.


^And finally ... an insanely old There's No Such Thing as Jason drawing with the first View EVER. Probably drawn around early `04. View's at the far left. I have no idea who that other guy is. STATIC, that's who. *shoves him off the page*

Yeaaah. That's my super professional cell phone camera work, too. Trademark--you gotta pay extra for that kind of quality in some states. EXCEPT MAINE. They get like a 5¢ refund.

OKAY, get out of here New Year's journal entry and get in here mother-MAY-I journal. It's business time.

So what's going on? Death and disease and slow decay of a root being decomposed by invisible ANGER in my mouth. That's what's going on, yo. What's really funny is that this smiling hole in my molar is incredibly clean. It hurts A LOT but thanks to a lack of dental insurance (because I live in rock-on `MERICA), I'm getting by. Hysterically enough, it decided to throb in transparent hues of ouchman during finals week. I love you, my body! Thank you so much for the blinding pain!! *hugsandkisses to my me*

Well . . . that was a bunch of self-pitying crap. Wanna join in, DOUGHN-CHA?

In other news, team me has discovered that much of my art here is under the category for digital work. I'm beginning to believe that's BEYOND misleading. I don't do digital. I'm like a buttery caveman (screw you, Geico, don't even) when it comes to cg colouring or whatever. Virtually everything that spews from my hands is technically traditional. But it's so digitally gnawed, it doesn't look traditional. Example time for fun! Hahaha, added bonus material: You get to see my mystical-magical 5 second tablet skills. The 'after' face is my lover forever.

Before this gets mad lenghty, I'll finally work in this same freaking tag I've been slapped in the open-sored face with more than decently humane (~berrier you bloody jerk). It's that 8 random things tag again. I'm not doing it, though. Totally going to post 8 random weird things I learned in high school.

*Jenninaitsu body slammed ~Psshaw's elbow in Mexico.
~InternetGhostPig operated on *kantieb0's ear hair at the waterfountains.
~BashiQu ate =AKPB-JLJ's eyeball under the sea.
=purpletak12 whispered to *LouisDelacroix's boogers on a rocket.
*Jstar25 tore off ~PandaPuppet's fingers in a fancy restaurant.
*evildoomkitty discovered ~RevMEATZ's face at 7/11.
~Zooopy squished ~majorALIEN's left nostril around the corner.
~goatpox hugged ~Milantela's spleen in the Crab Nebula.

THERE YA GO, GUYS. Hope you laugh and don't entirely loathe me.

EDIT: HAHAHAHA!! This is the worst journal layout since the chum famine of `69. I have a headache but it hurts soo gooooood.

Because that's how rich I am.

So it's 2008, right? Huh. Now I've got to find a way to type on this BELEAGUERED topic without creating another line break (since I do that way to often with my many journals). 2008 means...oh! I have a tablet now. Should I go into the ripe, steaky details about how my frustration of working with it can exceed not even the most bounding of boundaries? You need a visual for this, here -- Imagine a sea-NO WAIT. Imagine a vast wasteland of deteriorated hospitals and used car lots. Aliens have taken over the world and are giving guided tours. The bus is full, skanky, and without a trash can and YOU'RE the guy sitting in the back by the wheels with a tablet and a laptop teetering dangerously close to insanity (you and the laptop, yes) while trying to capture this apocolyptic imagery before the tour ends. WHOAH DUDE, that's me. I hate tablets, I hate my talentless way of drawing without looking at my hands, I hate it.

How in the hell-fire of earth does anyone draw/do artsy things with a tablet? Let me guess; experience. Tweaking and twocking and tingling in your fingers until you figure it out. "Practice makes perfect". Oh, shove off. Just say "MAN, YOU BITE!" and go back to your pretty little machine that loves you. I'll just shuffle back to my evil 9x12 square of defiance and be molested by it forever and ever, the end. Happy endings all around. YESHAPPY. (Haha, I'm so negative right now! I love surly me!!)

Oh yeah, ~Zooopy tagged me with that tag I've done like 3 times now. Once again, I have no random facts for you. I'm not a random existence. I'm prepackaged, preplanned, pre-PREED and very constant. Like mathology. And starfish.

8 random things I've done with my tablet!! Disgust guarranteed!

AMAYZING
wahlahWHAT
RITE
DUDEYOSNEAKYEDIT

Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Sincerly, Surly PKU ^x^

Hokay, let's update with a bit usefulness in mind this time. The gorgeously funky ~RevMEATZ tagged my me so I'll put my 8 random facts thing at le end. Yo.

So, I do believe I'm getting a tablet soon! I'm grotesquely excited about it. I'm also ~heh~ worried. I've never been good at colouring/drawing/thinging digitally because--FACE IT--I'm not even that great with traditional tools. I'm mad sloppy and a thrashing fool with photoshop. Literally. It's like watching a gorilla play the drums when I'm ps'ing it up.

EDIT: WHO-RAY. All is back to normal. ...or is IT?? I love this!

Now it's the "List 8 random facts about yourself" tag I received! I twist and contort it to be "List 8 random things that you hate". Beautiful.

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I hate being cold. It freaking BITES.
I hate it when people point out my cassette walkman and say, "OH MY GOD. They still make those?! GWHAHAH, how retro!!" Freaking...idiot, it's right beside the cd player and ipod displays most of the time. Stab you.
I hate Nintendo for consistently & repetitively managing to tick me off by pushing release dates. I want Harvest Moon and Brawl now, you bloody morons. Get me on a plane to Miyamoto's house...we've got some kick fighting to do.
I hate...what number is this? ...3?! You're kidding...I hate that this is taking me so long. How embarrassing~
I hate that I'm beyond pathetic at being funny in writing. I swear to god, I'm a raving idiot in real life. It's just so hard for me to write humorously.
I hate being nice to people, which is frustrating because I'm REALLY nice most of the time. I just get tired of playing with them to the point of sawing something off in order to escape.
I hate the number 9 with a red passion. It's such an ugly number. CRAPMAN, look at it! 9. No wait, don't. It's too ugly.
I hate that I hate movies. They seem like such a worthwhile endeavour but I cannot for the life of me get into them. Hot Fuzz is the only recent movie I can watch willingfully. Yep.

And...yeah, let's just agree that I did 6 or 8 or whatever. This is one extreme journal, yo. Extreme like your mom. I'll delete it as soon as...when.

Wait, wait, wait, I don't hate anime. I LOATHE IT ENTIRELY. After being cornered into doing a research paper over anime's influence of the western animation industry, I am now utterly sick of thinking/watching/breathing/smelling/bathing/some-other-action-verb anime. Over 8 pages of crap, man! Aaa, yes...so. That's what I've been doing. I miss drawing. But not anime!

Okay, well, it seems in the meantime, the most funkalicious has tagged me with senselessness! Finally, I'm tagged for something like this!

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The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....

UNO. I use situations like these to practice numbers in a foreign language!
DOS. I eat paper. *guffaw*
TRES. I have to stop myself from eating an entire bag of carrots.
QUATRO. I'm going to buy a cassette player because I feel like a nerd with my chunky CD walkman.
CINCO. I still can't stand iPods.
SEIS. I very rarely listen to the lyrics in songs--the music's all that matters.

I now tag...wow, six people? Okay, el seis de la suerte:
~tab-o, ~Meyli, *misszoe, =RadenShadowheart, ~kikimioh, and my old partner in crime ~disco-overdose.

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Man, you guys are probably so sick of me. Whenever I write a journal, it's always to talk about me~ I'm sick of me, yo!


EDIT NUMERO DOS: Awright, clapping hands to ~tab-o and ~grimphantom!! ~tab-o caught my 3000 pageview (I now prepare for reality to implode as that still seems unreal) and ~grimphantom caught 3001. That just rocks, man. So...wow. This is just a mini-thanks to all of you who watch me and comment on my kiddie amateur hour (the check's in the mail!). Oh, and put up with my senseless journal entries~ You humor me and that's all the love I could ever wish for!

So, thank you, どうもありがとう ございました, obrigada, grazie, gracias, salamat~!! -^^"


How about a non-me fact?

Statistics show that people who drive while listening to loud, high tempo music are involved in more violent accidents. Those who listen to chilled, more down tempo music are involved in sexier accidents.

^^v