EDIT: HAHAHAHA!! This is the worst journal layout since the chum famine of `69. I have a headache but it hurts soo gooooood.

Because that's how rich I am.

So it's 2008, right? Huh. Now I've got to find a way to type on this BELEAGUERED topic without creating another line break (since I do that way to often with my many journals). 2008 means...oh! I have a tablet now. Should I go into the ripe, steaky details about how my frustration of working with it can exceed not even the most bounding of boundaries? You need a visual for this, here -- Imagine a sea-NO WAIT. Imagine a vast wasteland of deteriorated hospitals and used car lots. Aliens have taken over the world and are giving guided tours. The bus is full, skanky, and without a trash can and YOU'RE the guy sitting in the back by the wheels with a tablet and a laptop teetering dangerously close to insanity (you and the laptop, yes) while trying to capture this apocolyptic imagery before the tour ends. WHOAH DUDE, that's me. I hate tablets, I hate my talentless way of drawing without looking at my hands, I hate it.

How in the hell-fire of earth does anyone draw/do artsy things with a tablet? Let me guess; experience. Tweaking and twocking and tingling in your fingers until you figure it out. "Practice makes perfect". Oh, shove off. Just say "MAN, YOU BITE!" and go back to your pretty little machine that loves you. I'll just shuffle back to my evil 9x12 square of defiance and be molested by it forever and ever, the end. Happy endings all around. YESHAPPY. (Haha, I'm so negative right now! I love surly me!!)

Oh yeah, ~Zooopy tagged me with that tag I've done like 3 times now. Once again, I have no random facts for you. I'm not a random existence. I'm prepackaged, preplanned, pre-PREED and very constant. Like mathology. And starfish.

8 random things I've done with my tablet!! Disgust guarranteed!

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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Sincerly, Surly PKU ^x^